Warp Drive: boldly going where no musical has gone before!
Join Captain James T. Jerk, his offsider Mr Phock, and the crew of the Starship Enterthise as they roam the galaxy searching for signs of intelligent life (having found none on Earth). During their rounds they intercept a signal offering free steak knives. Who could make such an offer in deep space? The war-like but jewelry- wearing Blingons? The hive-like Blog? And what are the crews from other Star Trek franchises doing in this show? Ultimately the quest for free steak knives leads the crew to a meeting with the Entity, and an attempt to split infinity…
Warp Drive has catchy tunes, and is written to be enjoyed by people who know little or nothing about Star Trek.
The original versions played twice a night: an early family-friendly session and a late night session for more mature tastes.
Warp Drive can be performed as a one Act Musical or as a Double Sci-Fi feature with Hyperspace.
Plot / Synopsis
Synopsis of Scenes:
1. Voice Over
2. The Bridge of the Star Ship Enterthise
3. The Bridge of the Star Ship Enterthise: Beta Quadrant
4. Planet Blingon
5. Somewhere Dark & Mysterious
6. The Bridge of the Star Ship Enterthise
7. The Void
8. The Bridge of the Star Ship Enterthise
CAPTAIN JAMES T. JERK Captain of the Star Ship Enterthise
MR PHOCK his offsider
LIEUTENANT O-YOU-HOO communications officer of the Enterthise (pref. female)
LOHO pilot of the Star Ship Enterthise
CONES chief medical officer of the Enterthise
CAPT JEAN-PUC LICARD the future Captain of the Star Ship Enterthise
WATA (pronounced “Waiter”) his offsider
CAPTAIN JANE GANGWAY the other Captain of the Star Ship Enterthise (female)
THE ENTITY mystical, mighty, and mysterious entity, may be played offstage as a voice over
EMPEROR PALPITATE dark lord of the Sith who is in the wrong show
NEVER-U-MIND total hottie babe
BLINGON CHIEF Chief of the Blingon, evil materialistic race of aliens
BLOG QUEEN Queen of the Blog, evil aliens with hive-like mentality
DISCO CAMEO singer with a disco-song cameo
plus a plethora of Crew of the Enterthise, Blingons, and Blog