BY PETER DENYER *Cinderella * Dick Whittington * Jack and the Beanstalk * The Snow Queen * Snow White * Mother Goose * Aladdin * Babes in the Wood * Sinbad the Sailor * Beauty and the Beast Peter Denyer’s is England’s hottest new writer of pantomimes. His titles have been performed by more than 100 professional theatres and in Christmas 98 there were more 60 bookings for his productions on the amateur circuit. Each pantomime has lyrics to songs that you can apply to any music you know. Each script also contains detailed production notes about characterisation, costumes, staging and sets. Peter Denyer has been writing for theatre for 25 years and apeared on television more than 200 times. He is best remembered as the delightful Dennis in Please Sir. His scripts are very, very funny. Here’s a taste of Jack and the Beanstalk. King: Good Morrow, merry milkmaids. Milkmaids: Good Morrow your majesty. King: Now where is Jack. (FX Motorbike approaching). King: That sounds like him now.( LX: Fade to Black out. The Milkmaids scream and Exit. Jack Enters with a battery-powered headlight attached to a pair of bicycle handlebars. Lights up revealing him. ).  Jack: Fooled you!! Hiya gang.. Hiya Billy.. Morning your maj! King: Morning Jack! Now this dairy is modernised and mechanised; and the milk is homogenised and sterilised. Jack: I see. ( Silly Billy waves a milk bottle in front of the King’s face ). King: What are you doing? Silly Billy: That’s past- your- eyes....... King: What do you think is the biggest cheese around here? Jack: I’m sure you are , your majesty. King: Really because I am full-bodied with a fine skin. Silly Billy: No it’s because you’ve got blue-veins and you pong.    Royalties: 12.5%.